What's up, buttercup? You must be freeeezing in this snow! Where are you? At home, obviously. The warmest and perfect protection on this night as cold as a witch's... ...heart.
You're not from around here, are you? If you made it through that snow, you've got to be crazy like a fox! I can't even imagine how hot the lamp must be right now. Anyway, let me explain a few things to you. Ready spaghetti??
I'm letting some of the cowards from the village spend the nights here on the house. The cold has been craaazy since winter started. You can go explore the house a bit while it's still snowing. Just don't break, steal, or explode anything.
Oh yeah, you can go to sleep too, if that's what you want, just relax for some time.
Take it easy, lemon squeezy~
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Also who the heck is HAZEL'S MODUS OPERANDI